1: Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2: Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3: Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4: Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5: Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6: Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7: Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8: Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9: Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!